Ray takes a bow.

In this candid shot of our hero, we see Raymond Lam practicing his manners. In his head, he imagines his wedding dance floor, two steps away from his new bride. She blushes as Ray gallantly bows before their first dance, all the guests watching expectantly as the music starts and the vocals begin.

Let me see that thong. That thong, thongthongthongthong.


Oh no! Why would you choose that as your first song, Raymond? You crazy. Sisqo was so 20 years ago! The Thong Song is not a classy way to begin your first married dance! Maybe the next song will redeem the night!

My body's so bootylicious for ya, babe!


Today is Tuesday, November 15, 2011, and Ray better hire a talented wedding singer. Go Raymond!