Ray is king.

In Irvine, Raymond "man of action" Lam may be our hero, but here in Alameda, Ray is king.  In Ray's utopia, he doesn't have to leave his chair, women throw themselves at him, his sports news is read to him, and boba is delivered straight to his desk, free of charge.  Today's drink?  The white chocolate rayberry, a delicate, luscious, elegant drink that pretty much matches everything about Ray.  It's no surprise that it is named after him by his loyal subjects.  Today is Tuesday, December 13, 2011, and Ray has no idea what he's drinking.  Go Raymond!